PETER ALAN HERBERT  – Copywriter, with a W.

My name is Peter Alan Herbert and I do words. All sorts of words, really. Great big words. And itty-bitty little words. Words you know. Words you’ve never seen. And some you might not believe. Sometimes, I do words I’ve completely made up. Like Meeb , Yom, and Fotzlefrup.

I’ve done words for newspapers and magazines. I’ve done words for .COMs and ad agencies. I’ve done words for money, and sometimes for free. I’ve done words for a whole load of people and places. I even do words for me.

Sticks and stones you say? Tut tut. Words can break your heart or bust your gut.

Word to the wise — keep your eyes on me; I’ve got my black-belt in Word Kung Fu.

Hey! Maybe someday I’ll do words for you.